I honestly don't think I would have made it as a
teller if it wasn't for Greg and Kevin. Greg being a 25 year old guy who was
simply working two jobs to get by. He was the life of a party in a way he was
always singing and dancing around. Kevin was 32 and had been working at the
bank for 7 years and deeply hated his job. You would have never know Kevin
hated his job so deeply, He greeted our customers with a smile but as soon as
they walked out the lobby door he would exclaim "What a douche" or
some other rude remark.
Working with Kevin and Greg made the day fly by.
One of the many shenanigans we would perform would include any attractive girl
that walked through the lobby door. While she was filling out a withdraw or
deposit ticket simultaneously you would witness us in a huddle in the back
rock-paper-scissoring over who would be lucky enough to wait on her.
Rock-paper-scissoring was always the ultimate deciding factor in anything we
did. After a few weeks of me warming up to them we started doing more and more
shenanigans in the down time we had...
"Meow Game"
This game took place mostly on Fridays between
5pm and 6pm in the drive through. Whoever could say meow the most times to the
customer without the customer noticing wins. We wouldn't just bluntly say
"meow" that would be silly. We would ease it in to the conversation.
Here’s an example of how the conversation would
go:
"Hello, how are you today?"
"Good can a deposit my check into my
savings?"
"Sure anything else we can do for you right
"meow"?"
"No that’s it"
"Alright just give me one
"meow"ment"
(Process Transaction)
"Alright you're all set, have a good day
"meow""
"Uh thank you"
Greg was really good at this game due to the
fact of his love for the movie Super Troopers from which this
shenanigan originated.
"Sticky Note Shelly"
We must have played this one a million times and
it would never get old. We would take blank regular sticky notes and place them
on Shelly's back with out her noticing. Who ever could get the most before she
realized would win. You couldn't just walk up and place it you had to be sneaky
or clever about it. "SERIOUSLY" the middle aged Shelly would loudly
exclaim every time. My record is six for the record.
“Rubber Band Showdown”
Have you ever watched one of those old-fashioned
cowboy movies? If so I am certain you are familiar with duels. We would fashion
rubber bands as guns start back-to-back, walk ten steps, turn and face, and try
to launch our rubber bands at each other. 9/10 times we would hit each other
but every once in a while a wild rubber would go hay-wire and hit someone else.
Should we have been doing the shenanigans at
work? Absolutely not. However if we
didn’t do all of those stupid little things days would have dragged on and on.
We needed to do those shenanigans. Without them work would have been miserable
and unbearable. After all shouldn’t you enjoy working?



Brady I had to read yours to see what would come next after your first one. You have to keep work interesting or your going to be bored and just truly hate your job
ReplyDeleteKind of upset that my job isn't as fun as yours
ReplyDeleteHahaha the meow game is great!
ReplyDeleteI wanna play the meow game at work now
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